This cuttlefish opens bottles. More compact and affordable than its squidly brethren; and when illuminated by UV light its eyes become strangely, persistently luminous.
Cuttlefish metal print with glow glass inlay, 1½ x 3½" - $85
Also available on Shapeways
in more finishes and in plastic.
Of course, in plastic it doesn't open bottles. And the Shapeways ones don't glow.
But they are still cuttlefish. Which is what matters!